Yoga Thong

Have you ever been to a yoga class? If so, have you ever witnessed yoga thong? It's not that it's common or anything. I've only seen it three and a half times in several years but man, is it memorable. These girls come to class in these low cut yoga pants with their thong pulled up all high, and then they set up in front of you and bend over and suddenly their whole ass is in your face. One minute you're breathing into the space between your shoulders, and then next you're wondering if you're gonna be charged extra for the show. It's distracting. And who exactly is the target audience? It's not like there's that many men that come to yoga.

Though one time? A guy came to yoga in a suit, went to change, and then came to the classroom in his boxers. That was it. No shirt, nothing. Just his boxers with the world's smallest button holding that flap thing closed. He did the whole hour like that, including shavasana, where you just lie on your back and relax for ten minutes at the end of class. And then? When we all stood up to leave? He stayed there on his back, eyes closed, seemingly oblivious to the thinly clad erection fighting its way out of that unnerving boxer slit.

So it's obviously not just a girl thing. Yoga, apparently, provides the steamy, spandexed environment exhibitionists thrive in.