Monday, October 15, 2007

This One's So Good It Deserves Its Own Post

GTD from 702***1612:
The police found a body with no brains, bad hair, fucked up teeth, and an ugly retarded face. I'm worried. Call me if ur ok.

7 comments:

robin said...

omg, thanks...this one made my whole day....maybe the GTD demon possessed, pizza crust-eating, neon green gutter water-drinking, leather-taloned, flesh-ripping, fire-eyed, bird monster-city critter got 'em???

i say, start dabbling in sci-fi .... : )

hugs!

cynthia said...

And have we established yet WHY you are getting these? I don't see any products being pushed. Is this a new art form, Performance-Text? Where the whole purpose of sending the message is the experience that the unsolicitating reader will have alone with his/her cell phone? I remain confused.

robin said...

"a new art form, Performance-Text?"

I love that! A profitable idea, too...what do you want to bet that someone packages the idea before the next year's end...sells them as subscriptions....and in a variety of themes from which to select...hhmmm.

Or you know, Mir, you could have a really great collection by this year's end...have them printed and bound...give them out as Christmas gifts...you just need an appropriate title ... : )

didi979 said...

Wow! That is one of the funniest things I've read in AGES!!!!! How the heck are you getting these things . . . I agree with Robin . . . this is something out of a sci-fi movie.

Thanks for getting me to laugh out loud at 7:00 AM!

Love yah,
di

didi979 said...

Forget the X-mas book; turn them into toilet-side readers and sell them at Barnes & Noble! They'll bring a fortune!

Di

Sallie said...

I do not understand - these things are so weird...

However - please look at the bird demon comments and follow my link I may have found the answer to that mystery!

robin said...

..."toilet-side readers" absolutely!!!...